The most Ultimate of the Stinkies

We have lost contact with Bill.

Last known message was "sussy amongus" which I can't decipher so I'm taking it as a cry for help. If anyone spots Bill, let me know ASAP. The time portal has since been closed. I don't know how it closed, just like I don't know how it got there.

Sidenote:

Please be mindful of the giant gaping hole on the top floor leading directly to New Mexico. God please tell me what's going on in this damn office building.
We're supposed write reviews and the more things happen, the more I go insane.