The Salty Ebon Lads

An exclusive squadron; seldom known and incredibly salty.

-Members-

MJO - A soldier main, he owns a rocket launcher with which he slays his enemies and has sex with their wives.
Riskay - Known for his spectacular lack of self respect, he's a killer killjoy.
Xel Tefryn - A pyro dweeb who enjoys using flamethrowers to burn people alive, then barbed wire wrapped axes to finish them off. Not that he's crutching on it.
Legless - A sneaky sneakman who knows how to exploit Team Fortress 2's backstab hitbox in all the right ways.
Zyr - A Demoknight main. Chargeturned before it was cool (and an official game mechanic).
Shotgun Raptor - Some salty guy from New York or something like that who will talk you down into the ground if you get on his bad side. He plays every class, and that means you're gonna be destroyed no matter what class you pick.
SlinkySpy - The local do-nothing. This guy does absolutely nothing. All he does is sit there and watch people fighting. Only if he's attacked does he actually get up and do something. He plays Spy a lot.
Kulu - I don't know what to say about this guy. He's a Homestuck fan. Therefore, he's one ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up dude. Be glad he's not actually anywhere near you personally.
Jumping Jihad - The greatest of the scunts. He hops around like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ frog and plays Scout like he's a pissed off wasp.
Max - Max is the man. He's the dude. He's the bomb. If there was a fight between this guy and Max Payne, Max Payne would get his own ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ shoved out of his mouth from the inside.
Psychopath - He's pretty cool. He's pretty gosh dang neato.
Zen - A man who keeps to himself. He has a personal list he affectionately calls "The ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥", which has names written on it. The ones on this list will be hunted down and killed relentlessly until he feels they're sufficiently disgraced. Zen is also a demoknight main, and likewise, could chargeturn and trimp before it was cool.
Phaze - How can someone be so perfect? Sexy, skilled and polite. He's got a lot of sass to administer to those deserving. He's also a pretty good soldier main.
Melody - The literal only member with no salt content. Everyone else is ready to sodium chloride the absolute ♥♥♥♥ out of everything.