Lifting Each Other Up, Pendejo Style

Founded in folly, four years strong, Pendis is. Gathered, misfits we are, clinging to each other through chaos we have. Much to learn, we still have, much to unlearn, there is. Scars we wear, baggage we carry, but together we stumble, triumph sometimes too. Unorthodox our path may be, but hope it brings, Pendis does. Another year dawns, of messy brilliance, yes. Mmm, celebrate our dysfunction, we shall.

Johabanero will undoubtedly lose another eyebrow in a "science experiment," and Nathan's social media presence will reach legendary levels of awkward. But hey, at least we'll have a hilarious story (and maybe an eyepatch) for the grandkids.