We don't have to pretend to be good at games, because we're already pretty hopeless.

Brian Boitano - American figure skater from Sunnyvale, California. The 1988 Olympic champion, the 1986 and 1988 World Champion, and the 1985–1988 U.S. National Champion.
Guy Fieri - Thicc
Jason Bourne - Introduced to Jesus Christ by Ato Essandoh.
Rick Harrison - Owns pawn shop and is star of a show with porn word play.