Can you milk my dreadlocks?

A brief autobiography uncovering the secret life of Sarah Palin. Follow the great Sarah Palin on her self proclaimed heroic actions throughout an amazing series of increasingly unbelievable events. Watch her as she conquers the greatest enemies imaginable. Throughout this tale she will overcome everything from anthropomorphized childhood obesity to overtly casual humidifiers. Ride along on this epic journey filled saucy imaginary friends who will keep you riding on the edge of your jury rigged seat. Examine the unfolding plot as it fills your mind with moist permeated jelly bananas. As you read through this incredible novel you will find asking questions like "Will Sarah Palin ever find her long lost love the decapited walrus lost on the edge of heaven?" and "How can anyone hold their breathe for that long while being smacked by an overweight bagel. If you have ever wanted to learn how to pull a flute from coagulated gelatinous octahedron then this might be the book for you.