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In the Age of Pachimari the world was unformed, shrouded by fog. A land of gray crags, Archtrees and stale Memes. But then there was Fire and with fire came disparity. Heat and cold, life and death, and of course, ez game and scam. Then from the scam, They came, and found the Souls of Swag within the flame. Mad, the First of the Dead inside, Ilyboyswag of Izalith and his E-Girls of Chaos, Kuro, the Lord of Sunlight, and his faithful Bayo. And Sletfire, so easily forgotten.

With the strength of Lords, they challenged the Normies. Kuro's mighty bolts deleted their @everyone posts. Mad and the boys weaved great Memes. Sletfire unleashed a miasma of Vodka and Rasputin. And Ilyboyswag betrayed his own, and the Normies were no more.

Thus began the Age of Fire. But soon the flames will fade and only Angi and coved will remain. Even now there are only embers, and man sees not Elo, but only endless losing streaks. And amongst the living are seen, carriers of the accursed Done Tag.

Yes, indeed. The Done Tag brands the Undead. And in this land, the Undead are corralled and led to the Elo hell, where they are locked away, to await the end of the world... This is your fate.

Only, in the ancient legends it is stated, that one day an undead shall be chosen to leave the undead Discord Server, in pilgrimage, to the land of ancient lords, Adobo.