I was only nine years old, I had all the didlo merchandise and T-shirts. Every night I sat next to the didlo poster on my wall,

"Didlo is love" I say "Didlo is life".

VincentRobozeta comes in and calls me a faggot.
I call him less greater than the didlo,
He makes me uber him as a Spy and tells me to go to bed.

Then the unthinkable happenend. I saw something in my room,

It was a didlo!

"This is my MvM lobby" he says,
against my will I break my connection, so that the waiting room would last another five hours.
I continue to make Metroid jokes and piss Xenoks off. It's so sad to see him raging like that, But I did it for the didlo.

Vincent walks in again and didlo says:"It's hardcore like Xenoks is when playing Metroid now"
The didlo heavily abuses Vincent and makes us his slaves.

Didlo is love, Didlo is life

So we ARE making a big deal about this? Alright..

Wow...

Are you Fucking kidding me???