The Holy Diddlian Script & The 10 Diddlements
Thy Holy script of mighty Lord Diddles.
Geard 0BD, The holy lord Diddles took shape in the form, of Lord Diddles.
Mighty Lord Diddles is a kind, yet very wrathful god. In the year 1BD Diddles created the world Diddla and Its magnificent creatures.
The ''trolls'' he cast upon the internet, andgitfullice yet horrid creatures. He created the mighty roaming land animal The Cat & The Kitten, Mighty and Noble Creatures.
Upon the plains of Diddla he cast the wisest and fairest of them all, Diddlians. The creatures were of holy and noble birth with the ability to do anything.
From the Diddlians he creates a rather hebetudinous yet craftful species, The humans.
Lord Diddles has created most of the noble species on Diddla, He cared and loved for all. The great lord rode a mighty steed called George, a great Cat of the steppe.
With his unchallanged Great Bardiche he named ''Diddles Justice'' heth smited all thee infidels and fought the OneWhoShallNotBeNamed (Selddid), the less intelligent Diddlian who tried to defy lord Diddles.

The Great Text Spoken onto Exoiddles from lord Diddles.




Onto the great Prophet Gollum he said the 10 Diddlements.
Thou shall praise Diddles
Thou shall only accept Diddles and Diddles Only.
Thou shall sacrefice the blood of a virgin daily and pray to Lord Diddles every 4 hours with a special pray when the time reaches ''13:37''.
If thou defy Lord Diddles or his holy name you shall be smited.
If thou commit monstrocities as defying Diddles or not giving cupcakes you shall be smited.
Mighty lord Diddles is always right.
Mighty lord Diddles may do what he wishes.
If thou killth cat thou shall be granted eternal pain.
If thou killth thou shall be sent to the underworld.
If thou is a kind person thou shall be sent to Diddles Garden.

The Great Diddlements spoken to Gollum & Written by Exoiddles



For the cats and fishes, for vengeance of enemies. Diddlians and Gollumnians are having an alliance now. Praise Diddles and Gollum. Golluments are:
Never Betray Us in battle.
Never disobey.
Never Retreat unless ordered.
Fight strong or we will smite you.
Every Battle Praise Diddles and Gollum, or else you will die in seconds.

These are the Diddle/Gollu -ments. Written by Dark Lord Gollum