Formed 50,293 years ago as a sacred order protecting the Great Space Claw from the forces of general neutralness. The Order of the Claw has never forgotten what has been sacrificed during the years of the infinite clawing. We are here now, not as observers, but as an elite anti-neutrallity force.

The Great Space Claw has not been seen in many galactic rotations, but its force is all around us. The Great Space Claw also binds the love of quality toilet paper with the pockets in waffles, a match that is the basis of all life in The Universe. Without the great harmony of waffles and toilet paper; many mechanics we take for granted are without meaning, or substance.

The lesser order of The Wafflepockets is also amongst the Order of the Claw, as a mediation group within the greater whole. We do not consort with those relating to toilet paper though; even though their presence is half of what is consiousness, and existence.