ALL HAIL THE DARK LORD KURGAN

Lay waste to the forces of good in the name of The Dark Lord Kurgan. Provide your master with loot, with victory, with your souls*, your bodies and your very lives to further his ever growing evil.

You shall crush his enemies, see them driven before you, and mock them for not having women to lament you for doing so. For all that oppose your master, The Dark Lord Kurgan, are fat and ugly internet virgins who secretly long to be put out of their misery by your evil minion hands.

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-=BACON LORD JOHN CALIBER=-

21 March, 2013 - Pigboy | 0 Comments

From this day forth know that John Caliber has been elevated to the status of -=Bacon Lord=-. He has been awarded -=The Unholy Badge of Delicious Bacon=- due to providing Your Master with steadfast and unyielding loyalty in recent years. Whenever I've escaped from the forces of good and managed to launch attacks of epic proportions, he has been there supporting my efforts to destroy hope and all that is pleasant and weak in the world.

Bacon Lord John Caliber has been by my side in various murderous guerrilla gorilla rampages which have culminated my slaying of several thousand of our tear drenched enemies. Many were dismembered beforehand, most were unrecognizable, all were desecrated with urine, feces and bitter semen. Let his ruthlessness and loyalty be an inspiration to you all, MY MINIONS!

-=Bacon Lord Goose=-

19 March, 2009 - Pigboy | 0 Comments

From this day forth know that Goose has been elevated to the status of -=Bacon Lord=-. He was awarded -=The Unholy Badge of Delicious Bacon=- yesterday following a murderous rampage which culminated in his slaying several hundred of your Master's enemies. Many were dismembered beforehand, most were unrecognizable, all were desecrated with urine, feces and bitter semen. Let his ruthlessness be an inspiration to you all, MY MINIONS...

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