The Cartel's No. 1 intervention group

Orale. Dale Gasolina promotes the pendejo inside you: everyone need to relax and shoot some idiot in the ass because it's just heart-warming to see people getting killed for a pretty reasonable cause: World Starvation. Yep, every guy you kill will bring us closer to achieveing our ultimate goal which is to stop world hunger, in a spiritually, liberal, non-conservative matter, of course. Don't ask how this will happen, it's a secret that only our leader, Tupac Shakur knows.(shh, he's alive, just hiding from other black artists who want him dead for some fight over a white chick dancer at the Bellagio). Now go click their butts, we're right behind you (friendly-gay joke intended).