Soldiers be Damned!

Fellow Demomen, our time has come to strike back at those toilet hat-wearing, back-stabbing twits!
Our reward? A special weapon just for us! And we mates deserve it after all, what would our team do with out us?

ASK NOT WHAT YOUR TEAM CAN DO FOR YOU, BUT WHAT YOU CAN DO FOR YOUR TEAM!
As final words, fellow demomen, I tell ya to Kill 'em all!

MAKE US PROUD! TAKE AN EYE FOR EVERYONE ONE WE'VE LOST AND THEN SOME!

Support the demoman cause!
Soldiers are nothing but a bunch of slow-moving, health gobbling, waste-of-carbon ninnies!


Soldiers, when we're done with you, they're gonna have to glue you back together...
IN HELL!!!