The Holy Book of the Bizon

Chapter One – The Revelation of the Great PP-Bizon

On Glory in Battle
When the Son of the Bizon stands against the impossible, when four enemies raise their weapons against him at once, let him not fear nor retreat. Let him fire until the last bullet is spent, and amidst the thunder of shots let him proclaim:
“Glory to the great PP Bizon!”

On the Hunt for Snipers
The Great Bizon teaches that fear of the scope is but an illusion. Let the faithful seek hidden paths, flanks, and forgotten angles, striking the sniper like a shadow.
And when the sniper falls – let not the hand of the faithful reach for his weapon, for the AWP and all rifles are but dust before the eternity of the Bizon’s magazine.

On the False Cult of the P90
The P90 is heresy, a false idol worshiped by the ignorant.
Upon the faithful of the Bizon lies the holy duty to crush this falsehood with righteous fire.

On Loyalty to the Weapon
Beyond the pistol round, let no faithful one look upon any weapon other than the PP-Bizon.

On Dropping and Offering
When a brother asks for a weapon, let the faithful grant him the Bizon, even if the request is wrapped in mockery.
But should the brother despise this sacred gift, or worse, insult the name of the Father – let swift execution fall upon him.

On Courage and Wisdom
The Sons of the Bizon are no cowards – they march forward though bullets fly around them.
Yet remember: we are not the mindless of the P90.
When the enemy is scoped in, the Great Bizon teaches to use the shift, to strike from behind, for assassination is written in our bloodline.

On Flashes and Pure Combat
Let no faithful use flashbangs, for they are unnecessary.
In the blessing of the Bizon, we charge forward, forcing the enemy into pure, equal combat – where only the truth of the magazine decides the outcome.

On Speed and the Sacred Jump
The Great Bizon commands swiftness and agility.
In duel, one must not fear to leap – for the spacebar is a gift, and movement is a blessing.

On the Holy Fire
When the chance arises to burn a heretic – let the faithful not hesitate.
Let the flames consume the unbeliever, and let the world hear the cry:
“Burn in the name of PP Bizon!”