"All hail the mighty Palfer, we bow to thee!"

The Cult of Palfer is a Religious cult worshiping the deity of NW/PW/ARMA/MM.

"Born in the fires of Mount Doom, I was sent to a small town in Chernarus. In Chernarus I was raised by a small group of Black Indian Folk, who would sit and recall tales of a bygone age. Of course, being young and unable to talk, I would sit and pretend to be interested! Then, a dark shadow crossed our lands, I was press-ganged into joining the 1st Cherno SS Battalion. I soon turned 8, and became a hero of the Soviet Union and a Knight of the Iron Cross for both sides of the War. After my many victories, at Somme and Isandlwana, I retired to a small cottage on the sea side when I started playing video games. I swapped Rifle for a Laptop, Lightsaber for a mouse. So, really, all I can say that is I started from the bottom, and now we're here." Palfersis Chapter 3, The Holy Palfble

Stories are told of the adventures of Jesus, or of Mohammad, but these tales are only lies. The only true religion of this planet is that of Palfer. The true religion rules over all!

You shall worship the Holy Palfer, send Human Sacrifices (of those on the Left Wing of Politics) and pray to him daily, otherwise he will come down from his almighty seat in Heaven, and smite you down with the Almighty Hammer of Banning, or the Holy (Palfer) Hand Grenade!

"Heil Palfer, Who Lead us in events
Hallowed be Thy Palferness;
Thy Palfer come,
Thy will be done,
on earth as it is in PalferTopia.
Give us this day our daily Palferness,
and forgive us our trespasses,
as we forgive those who trespass against us;
and lead us into victory in every Lb, Siege and Event,
but deliver us from Non-Palferness. Heil Palfer"

Supreme Deity: Palfer
Grand Wizard: Palfer
Grand Dragon: Palfer
Prophet: Hudson
Prophet: Mano
Prophet: Conner
Prophet: FrithBiscuit
Prophet: Gems

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