Cronulla Riots Department of Veteran Affairs

Lest We Forget

On December 4th 2005, tensions rose when a group of weak lebs began harassing the local off-duty lifeguards (sturdy strong white Australian males) and eventually began to assault them with their overwhelming numbers, as brave as those Aussies were they were subsequently injured and the Cronulla Defense League was quickly formed in response, comprised of the strongest and healthiest the country had to offer.

Cronulla Defense League (CDL from here on) quickly put plans in to action to retake their City from the invading hijabs, forming multiple platoons throughout the surrounding suburbs and with their superior intellect and ethical ideals knew that retaking this once beautiful land would be a long fight, but it would start here.

On the 11th of December, the CDL landed on the shores of Cronulla while the now complacent hijabs were busy on their knees, sputtering incoherently to the sky - it was clear that in the short occupation of Cronulla the lebs had gone mad without the stability of an Australian infrastructure supporting them.

As the battle raged through Cronulla, it was clear that the CDL were much more experienced than the burqa clad army despite their overwhelming cousins and non-English speaking relatives, pushing them back into the surrounding suburbs by force.

Over the next few days, war raged throughout the suburbs of Sydney as the CDL continued their gradual expansion over the land they once knew as pure, retaking what was rightfully theirs. It would not take long before the remaining wogs fell into line, understanding their place in an Australian society is to drive cabs and make kebabs at reasonable prices.

This group is dedicated to the memory of the group of strong Aussies who fought long and hard against overwhelming numbers to easily restore order to the suburbs of Sydney.







Cronulla Department of Veteran Affairs[www.cdva.gov.au]