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10.333 Steps to World Domination!

2 August, 2009 - HSAR | 2 Comments

1. Find the true meaning of both Pi and Pie.
2. Create an awesome, crazy site for ourselves.
3. Buy a large comet and put it in orbit around the earth with CRITICAL GAMER on the side.
4. Get sued for graffitiing the sky.
5. Orgasm over law suit and prison sentence.
6. Get Hector to serve the sentence and break us out.
7. Hack IGN and Gamespot, and eat their editorial staff with a large helping of BaconSalt(©).
8. Build the world's largest Banana Buffet Shop, and order 10000 bananas for it.
8.333. Sell Exactly 3330 bananas.
9.333. Buy an iconic Giant Obelisk Fish. Threaten to use it to demolish world landmarks.
10.333. Rule the world. Then nuke, rinse and repeat.