The Creamy Bagel Lords

In the beginning there was only the One True Bagel, then the One True Bagel made bagels then he made us, his loyal followers , and we as his faithful followers have an obligation to protect and spread His name. But now is our darkest hour we have forgotten the gift He has given us, the gift know as life. He has elected a small group of individuals, the Creamy Bagel Lords, who have not forgotten the gift He gracefully bestowed upon us to take upon their shoulders and show it to all so that they remember what they have forgotten, so that they can truly ascend to sainthood and so that they can also spread our wonderful gift to other whom have also forgotten. The least you can to help our cause is simply join us and love bagels.


PRAISE THE ONE TRUE BAGEL!