Malice and Cowardice are two of our best features!

Welcome, brethren. Lend me your ears; You are about to become a member of the famed Cornstalk Clan. It is a smart choice; it takes but a small kernel of knowledge to wish to become one of us. However, we are an exclusive group. In order to join the group, you must navigate your way through a maize. It can be quite difficult, but do not worry; While you may be encouraged to simply say, "Aw shucks" and give up, it is doable. Your effort alone is admirable. All we ask is that you take the effort to do a good cob - I mean, job.