We are the DOOM

-Competitive Squad Team-
Most feared in Squad invasion mode, not because we are good(actually we are hella good) but because we beat up people who are too pu55y to enlist into the army but plays a MilSim game to pretend they are some tough baby boys. Our squad leader, Lieutenant Nstar was charged with a war crime for shooting an innocent baby during Operation "Castle Black" as he was filled with rage because they super FOB the ♥♥♥♥ out of it and its impossible to take it without air and mortar support. But we believe in his command and he is our one true leader. We will take castle one day, BLYAT.
Our Grenadier Daddy D(aedric), ya get me? Is shooting grenades like Kobe Bryant into enemy FOB, float like a butterfly sting like a bee ting, ya dun know, like shoots a grenade at an enemy thats 2 miles away out his death tube and goes "Skrrr" before it even lands cause he knows its a confirm kill, thats how good he is. Our medic Mt-revive me-lz is out here getting us up like we are ♥♥♥♥ tiny wee babies, ya feel? He be the eyes of our wannabe Private Jackson from Saving Private Ryan marksman, eMpTy "I cant kill anyone with an iron sight" Rex. Mt-revive me-lz be spotting out for him more time than a cheetah has spots on its body ting ya get me? But its all swivel lit yuh dun know, cuz eMpTy be popping heads before they could even say "People china not worth the animal" and shoot our guys. Magic can go ♥♥♥♥ himself cuz he withdrawn from the military. Pu55y.
We are currently finding a 5th and possibly 6th recruit to enlist into our Company so we can link up with these ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and share our location like big man ting, and show them whos boss, ya feel me fam?
Hoorah. Yuh dun know.
East, 0161, enemy on the map.