Mil moscow plant 1970: IVAN COME LOOK AT WHAT I HAVE MADE!, Mikial please be making of quiet if commissar sees you not working it is back to gulag. But ivan i have created Greatest achievement in socialist labour. "What is it" Ivan asked. BEHOLD GLORIOUS FLAMING CHARIOT OF COMMUNISM. THE GREAT WINGS UPON WHICH OUR RED ARMY SHALL FLY INTO THE NATIONS OF THE CAPITALIST DOGS AND MAKE WAY FOR OUR GREAT AND SOCIALIST BROTHERHOOD TO FREE THEM. -Mikial reveals a drawing on napkin-. Mikial that is one incredibly ugly cyka. Nyet ivan Nyet is our ticket to hero of socialist labour medals. I still have no idea what this Krodil looking abomination is, Ivan is attack helicopter. Attack helicopter? Ivan asked.. Da like regular helicopter except with guns....Like flying T-64. MIKIAL.....YOU ARE OF GENIOUS!. Da da da tovarish we will be great legends like comrade kalashnikov. So it can shoot?, Yes ivan it can shoot. Can it fire missiles?, Yes ivan it can fire missles. Can it carry men?,..Yes ivan it can carry men, Can it carry bomb?, No ivan helicopter is bomb