If you need a clown you're in the right town...

Do you ever feel like you just have to have a clown at a special event and you're broke as ♥♥♥♥? Then you can call any of these "special" clowns to perform all kinds of things like juggling, deepthroating a sword, and even just telling why he was late to the event because every one of our clowns is unique in their own special way. If you would like to purchase a clown text this toll free number (909) 801-4663 saying you want to see a clown. ( $5-$10 an hour, pricing may vary )