The official CoB group, Ave Baino death to heretics!!!

In the beginning Baino created the heavens and the earth. 2 Now the earth was flat and looked like it was made by proton, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of Baino was hovering over the waters.

3 And Baino said, “Let there be light,” and there was light. 4 Baino saw that the light was good, and he separated the light from the darkness. 5 Baino called the light “day,” and the darkness he called “nothing.” as it is always light in PW And there was daytime and nothing else.

6 And Baino said, “Let there be a vault between the waters to separate water from water.” 7 So Baino made the vault and separated the water under the vault from the water above it. And it was so. 8 Baino called the vault “sky.” And there was evening, and there was morning—the second day.

9 And Baino said, “Let the water under the sky be gathered to one place, and let dry ground appear.” And it was so. 10 God called the dry ground “land,” and the gathered waters he called “seas.” And God saw that it was good.

11 Then Baino said, “Let the land produce wheat: seed-bearing plants and trees on the land that bear fruit with seed in it, according to their various kinds.” And it was so. 12 The land produced vegetation: plants bearing seed according to their kinds and trees bearing fruit with seed in it according to their kinds. 13 And Baino saw that it was good.

14 And Baino said, “Let there be lights in the vault of the sky to separate the day from the night, and let them serve as signs to mark sacred times, and days and years, 15 and let them be lights in the vault of the sky to give light on the earth.” And it was so. 16 Baino made two great admons —the greater head admon to govern the game admons and the lesser trial admons to govern the levies that might combat log. He also made the forum staff that no one gives a shit about. 17 Baino set them in the vault of the phoenix ts to give light on the earth, 18 to govern the levies and the godwins, and to separate light from darkness. And Baino saw that it was good. 19 and the players were governed.

20 And Baino said, “Let the water teem with glitchy boats, and let new players be catapulted into the ocean.” 21 So Baino created the great Boats of the sea and every drowning levy with which the water teems and that moves about in it, according to their kinds. And Baino saw that it was good. 22 Baino blessed them and said, “Be fruitful and increase in number and fill the water in the seas, and let the Levies increase on the earth.” 23 And there was evening, and there was morning—the fifth day.

And so baino created stark levies in his own image, and he saw that they were good.