Hail The Monobrow!
Be one with the Monobrow.

Rules:
Thy shall not insult thy Monobrow.
Thy shall not shave thys Monbrow.
Thy shall not wash thys Monobrow.
Thy must become one with the Monobrow.

Prayers:
Oh hail our Monobrow,
Who gives our daily hair,
And who straightens the Monobrow.
We thank thy Mono for the blessing he gives thy.
We say this prayer to respect the Monobrow.