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ABOUT The Church of Helixism

--What are we?--
A religion based around the all mighty Helix Fossil, a holy relic of ancient times that has guided adventurers through tough journeys. We help interpret the will of the Helix, and help guide its followers through the complexities of the life it created.

--Who are we?--
We are followers of the Great Helix, the Lord Divine. We subscribe to the belief that the Helix Fossil is all knowing. Through it, we find respite. Through it, we gain knowledge. Through it, we succeed. The Lord bestowed its gifts upon the world through this Twitch Stream.


--What's our story?--
Chapter 1 - The Creation In the beginning.
The Helix created life and the universe. Before then the universe was without form, void, and cloaked in darkness. The Helix Fossil moved alone across this void. Firstly The Helix gave unto the void a fragment of shell from Its own divine body. The shell became divided and spread out across the void to form a fine spread of rock on which life could stand. Secondly It secreted water from Its own divine body. The water spread across the void and formed pools on the rocks from which life could be sustained. Thirdly The Helix let out a single breath into the void from Its own divine body. This too divided across the void and coated the rocks and the waters to form cradles of gas with which life could survive. Fourthly It created a single spark, using Its own ancient divine power. It spread across the no longer void space to form stars without which life could not begin.

Chapter 2 - The Rise of Pokémon.
The first and most powerful Pokémon to arise from the rocks and water and air, was born of an egg. This Pokémon was named Arceus. The breath of life was fresh, and the spark of life was strong, thus Arceus contained much of The Helix's divinity. The Helix consulted Arceus, requesting that it aid in the creation and sustenance of life on this planet. Arceus obliged and in turn created Pokémon of its own: Dialga, Palkia, and, Giratina to keep balance and Mew to commence life. Millions of years passed, and the complexity and diversity of Pokémon grew and sustained. The Helix looked down and saw that it was good.

The Helix Prayer
Our Fossil, in Heaven, hallowed be thy Shell. Your S.S Anne done, your S.S ticket come, in Kanto, as it is in Your Remains. Give us this day, ABBBBBK ( and JLVMNNOOOO, and forgive other fossils, as we also forgive others. And lead us not into the betrayer, Eevee, but deliver us from the ledge and tree. For thine is the Shell, and the Fossil, and the highest Glory, for ever and ever, Amen.

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15 Comments
Tater 15 Sep, 2014 @ 8:25am 
I remember when this was a thing
aaa 22 May, 2014 @ 5:43pm 
ALL HAIL THE MAGIC C̶O̶N̶C̶H HELIX FOSSIL
Paul Allen's Card 6 Mar, 2014 @ 8:48pm 
...Tick Tock Kill the Croc...
Oscar 28 Feb, 2014 @ 7:02pm 
El gran Helix Fossil puede hablar español
Bernkastel 27 Feb, 2014 @ 9:50am 
Praise the helix and his descendents
vinjo 27 Feb, 2014 @ 1:51am 
All hail Helix
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