We love deep fried bacon, we love eating 5-stack meat burgers drenched in ranch, we love drinking BACON GREASE until our hearts hurt and palpitate. We dine on oreos and wash it down with deep fried beer, hot dog water, gravy, or liquified butter. Our physical appearance consists of sausage fingers, cottage cheese thighs, cankles, no necks, and cream puff cheeks.


Chuky once got liposuction and got fat again after visiting KFC and drinking all of their gravy, soon after that incident, he went to his local pub and started a fist fight after they ran out of fish and chips

WE LOVE THE FAT!