Stand and be counted!

Founded in 1892 in response to a violent strikebreaking by infamous pyro Henry Clay Frick, the Cabertrolls Local 614 has been a driving force in the modern labor movement, often credited for such things as the 8-hour workday, lunch breaks, worker's comp, and Freeform Jazz.

Here at the 614, we appreciate the usefulness of the Caber. But what's a cabertroll without his trusty Sticky Jumper?

Despite the title, one does not have to live near the operation to join the union. There are no dues, and any unionized businesses are open shop. Hell, we allow anyone to join, even if you aren't a cabertroll.

We are especially known for the wearing of a Conjurer's Cowl painted with 'Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime,' and our original cabertroll is usually seen with as many birds as possible of the same color.

Despite this, we encourage any and all cabertrolls to join. If you spot someone with an Ullapool Caber and Sticky Jumper, why not invite them?

Cabertrolling started with Windy Writer as a means of pissing off Radioactive Pheonix, but later turned into what it is now, so there's a bit of history for you.