OK, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, it's time to get serious. I'm gonna start handing out Player of the Week awards, oh yeah. That's right, you all just got a little bit wet when you read that. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ awards. Get you nice and juicy.

Awards will be handed out every FRIDAY EVENING.
This is because the majority of our gaming occurs over the weekend, which means players immediately get to jump in after the awards been given and start fighting for that coveted title.

This week, Banana Slayer gets it, as he's been pretty exceptionally active lately, considering he's not been a big part of this community for a while, even though he's a ♥♥♥♥♥♥, BUT WE'LL LOOK PAST THAT BECAUSE WE'RE ALL TOLERANT HERE YUP NO KLANSMEN IN HERE.

The accompanying prize is that I won't touch your pee-pee. Much.

So, CONGRATS BANANA YOU SLIPPERY BASTARD YOU.

Get to it, people. Balls to the wall time starts here.
Because here's my real announcement.
We're gonna start having ranking tables. Players will be ranked (for now) on number of POTW trophies earned (POTW standing for "Prisoners of Trained Wookies").

I'll hopefully implement a better system soon. For now, rankings are stored locally on my machine but I'll soon be implementing a ranking table on the website.

Get your ♥♥♥♥ together, people, it's time to show how big your e-♥♥♥♥ is.

-Hippyman