♥♥♥♥ and Friends

Disguised as a raccoon, Dylan becomes a vigilante dubbed "The ♥♥♥♥", who attempts to wipe out crime in the Steam Community. Though Dylan tries to raise awareness about The ♥♥♥♥ through word of mouth, nobody pays much attention to the ♥♥♥♥'s efforts. When he reports "crimes" (such as mistaking a man innocently trying to kiss his date for a rapist) to the police department, he is threatened with jail time and snubbed off. During class, Dylan tries to hype up an appearance from the ♥♥♥♥, saying he will be on roof of a Walgreens later that evening. Dylan (as the ♥♥♥♥) shows up to the spot to find another child superhero named "Mysterion", who is far more successful in garnering appreciation as a crime stopping icon from the police and South Park citizens who want to know just "Who is Mysterion?" Dylan is angered by his lack of popularity and the attention Mysterion is receiving. The ♥♥♥♥ tries to discover the identity of Mysterion, but only finds more questions when Wendy suggests that it may not necessarily be a boy.

♥♥♥♥ decides to rid the town of Mysterion, enlisting the help of Professor Chaos (Zault) and his sidekick General Disarray (Stewardia). Unlike the ♥♥♥♥, Professor Chaos and General Disarray have become as familiar to the residents of South Park as Mysterion. Zault also wants to know the identity of Mysterion but can only narrow the list of suspects to the boys from Derpy's 4th grade class whose shapes do not differ greatly from that of others. In contrast, he has nearly pinned down ♥♥♥♥'s identity to a few fat celebrities, and Dylan. In a scheme to uncover Mysterion's identity, the ♥♥♥♥ convinces Professor Chaos to threaten the destruction of a hospital unless Mysterion reveals his or her identity. After the ♥♥♥♥ plants the TNT and leaves to buy detonators, Mysterion unexpectedly arrives. He points out that this is not Professor Chaos' usual style, and fights Professor Chaos and General Disarray on top of the building. A crowd forms below and cheers on Mysterion as the police take no actions, believing that their bullets are no match for Professor Chaos' aluminium foil armor. Dramatically, the ♥♥♥♥ appears to fight on the side of Mysterion, with the hopes that he too will be hailed as a hero. At that point, Professor Chaos and General Disarray run off in defeat. After their victory, the ♥♥♥♥ convinces Mysterion to unmask himself by claiming such threats to public safety will continue until Mysterion's secret is revealed.

Despite the threat of imprisonment, Mysterion unmasks himself, showing the television viewers only the portion of his face that looks similar to almost all of Derpy's 4th grade class. The crowd, however, is shocked to learn Mysterion's identity and, much to the regret of all except ♥♥♥♥, Mysterion is hauled to prison. With Professor Chaos, General Disarray and Mysterion defeated, Dylan now perceives that he is the superhero in South Park and that every town should have a ♥♥♥♥ like him.