We are Butt Buddies

We are the Butt Buddies we love all and hate none.

To become a Butt Buddy you must take the sacred vow.
Raise your right hand and say the following out loud.

I (enter name here) swear to always have my sphincter open for my fellow Butt Buddies at all times. Never shall I turn down a request of a fellow Butt Buddy even if I find the action deplorable and immoral. If a senior member asks me to do something I will do it no matter the cost.

And with that you are now an official Butt Buddy, CONGRATULATIONS.

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Butt Buddy Mission Statement

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Our mission is to give sweet sweet booty love to all those in need of it

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The Butt Buddy Royal Decree

This decree states that a (Butt Buddy) has to be loyal and loving to his/her fellow sisters/brothers.

Don't be a meany. (Respect others opinions and stuff they enjoy, or not. You can also do that.)

If a Butt Buddy watches anime (if you like anime) they are not allowed to watch shit anime (ask any admins if you are concerned that you are watching shit anime they have counciling in place to un-shit your taste).

When in doubt rub one out.

All members must wear socks while in the group chat.

Never EVER ask someone not to give you a blow job.

If you are concerned that you aren't being the best Butt Buddy you can be don't worry we love you no matter what UNLESS YOUR NAME IS STEVE FUCK YOU STEVE I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU.

Seriously though if you don't wear socks you will be anally penetrated.

Your admins are always helpful and willing to listen to your problems unless you're Steve... fuck that guy

Never forget never forgive

Tunte

If someone offers you their cock graciously accept it into your anal cavity or any other orifice.

The End. xoxoxox

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Post this WALL on the page of all the illegals you know or TRUMP will deport you!

bingus bongus 25 Dec, 2015 @ 11:32pm

I poonwrangler69 swear to always have my sphincter open for my fellow Butt Buddies at all times. Never shall I turn down a request of a fellow Butt Buddy even if I find the action deplorable and immoral. If a senior member asks me to do something I will do it no matter the cost.