Twelve Brolympians

Only the swole of heart may one day achieve righteous gains, for those who do not follow in Brodin's footsteps are doomed to endure gnarly DOMS for all of eternity.

We do not squat with our legs; he who squats with his legs has forgotten the face of his father. We squat with our hearts.
We do not lift with our backs; he who lifts with his back has forgotten the face of his father. We lift with our spirits.

Wheymen.