The Bro Code

The Bro Code

1) You must always have your bro’s back. No exceptions.

2) You are only obligated to wingman for one bro per social event, after that the bro is on his own.

3) When a bro designates you as his wingman, you may not fail him. This is the most important role a bro may play for a bro, and may not be violated or debauched.

4) A bro must always respect another bro’s car, house, and parents.

6) If a bro is terrible at sports or at anything at the matter, excuses may be made, no matter how bad they are. Good bros will start to play worse so that their bro doesn’t look so bad.

7) A bro will never make another bro look bad in front of a target girl. The wingman should swiftly punish any such attempts. Afterwards the bro who infringed upon this rule may be confronted by the whole circle of bros.

9) A chick may never be informed of the sacred rules of the bro code. A chick may be treated as a bro but never told of the rules. When reprimanding a girl for an infringement of the bro code, say “its just common courtesy.”

10) You will always make excuses for a bros actions, no matter how obscene. All things done by a drunk bro must be forgiven. No exceptions.

11) A bro should always be allowed to make amends for his actions..

12) A bro will always do his best to help another bro’s self esteem, a bro will always take care of a bro who is in need of any kind of help..

13) A bro must always maintain a safe distance from a bro’s girl. No exceptions.

14) When a promise is made, it shall be kept. And under no circumstances shall it be broken.

15) The way of the bro is sacred, cherish it like a sect or cult. The bro life is like being in Jedi training camp. You must always show your bro love and be joyous when bro love is shown to you.

16) Always respect a bro’s viewpoints about anything from politics to cars to religion. The only time a bro’s views do not matter is when they conflict with the bro code. If such a case should happen, the bro should be immediately evicted from the bro circle, until correctional actions have been made.

17) All things must be forgiven among bros, with the exception being your drunk bro feels up your girlfriend. This allows for an immediate insult, or anything as the punishment.

18) You should only ever make fun of a bro for minor things that don’t affect their physical attributes. Example, dam man you got really goofy shoes. The exception is for something that doesn’t exist, example; making fun of your friend for having man-boobs when he clearly doesn’t..

19) The Golden bro rule that everyone knows, Bros over hoes. This rule may be seasoned to taste by the bros themselves. Example; Bros over hoes except at the close. This rule of the bro code is what sets the male gender apart from the female gender. It is the very essence of the bro code, and embodies the true awesomeness that is bro love.