Braixen has been charged with the murder of the PokéCenter CEO.

"SHE BROKE INTO MY HOME, SHE THREATENED MY FAMILY! WE HAD TO LEAVE OUR HOME! DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT THAT'S DONE TO ME!? AND SHE NEVER PAID FOR IT, NEVER PAID FOR IT AND THEY LOVED HER FOR IT! I GAVE THEM EVERYTHING AND THEY CHOSE HER..." - H̶a̶n̶g̶m̶a̶n̶ A̶d̶a̶m̶ P̶a̶g̶e̶ East Parr

good

she broke into my house

Woof woof

Braixen is a master at demonstrating the demon's core with a screwdriver. She has done it countless times. Let her demonstrate it for you.

The House With A Braixen In Its' Walls

Directed By Martin Scorsese and Hayao Miyazaki

Release Date: October 13th, 2029

Rated PG-13

Breaks in

I absolutely adore this fluffy Foxxo ^^ the entire Fennekin Line is adorable ^_^

ok

Don't ask where Braixen was between the years of 1932-1945

Sup yall

Grope Braixen's butt!

tweakin

Braixen took the kids...

Braixen is a major investor to the company Pocket Pair, the creators of Palworld. One of the devs of Gamefreak found out and told Braixen on the spot that she's fired, she replied with "No, You're fired ". They haven't found that dev since, all they could find was a black burnt smear on the ground at the GameFreak office, there were no camera's, just audios. GameFreak declines to comment on why there was an audible scream after Braixen said you're fired.

Braixen is the first pokemon to successfully receive a brain computer chip for testing. it has Bonzi Buddy preinstalled.

Braixen was arrested at a college university campus for littering after setting up camp and protesting, alone as a solo protestor. When asked why she was protesting, she says she has no idea and was hoping someone would give her chicken nuggets to go away, followed by yip yip yip yap.

Braixen is buying $1500 dollar Wonderbread per pack (went up because of inflation, money inflation, not the DA inflation) , and her entire cart is full of Wonderbread. GOLLY, THIS BREAD IS WONDER-FUL, I SHOULD BUY MORE.

Shaved. She's been shaved from head to beans. She's covered in Pokemon-Supremacy Tattoo's.

Braixen has been in the gulag for 20 years, I don't even remember what she looks like.

Review of Braixen's pokeScout cookies.

Buying experience was poor, had to bring me into some dark backroom, honestly I thought I was going to be robbed.

It was very hot, I assume it's freshly baked but it could have been microwaved.

It was incredibly wet though, don't know what they're doing over there but it's probably covered in fish oil.

3/10, not a good cookie.

Braixen got fired from McDonald's just before California's 20 dollar an hour fast food law kicked in.

Braixen got turned into a statue!

This assassination took place on July 8th 2022, the weapon was a home made firearm. The last sentence Braixen said was "Marry and Reproduce".

Maybe I'll tell my feelings to that other Braixen near 7-Eleven that sells pokeScout Cookies.

Braixen was assassinated on live television while giving a speech for world peace. What is the world coming to?







I killed her.

This is a strange comment section :>

Braixen is looking to buy an item from you. She knows it's not for sale, but she's got an offer you're going to love.

Braixen eating stone to digest food really makes her ♥♥♥♥ a brick. Everytime Braixen shats a brick, somewhere in the universe a dwarve says Rock and Stone.

Braixen is a true stoner, Braixen has a gizzard and eats rocks to digest food.

Sometimes I'll throw a stone into her mouth just for fun, like a mall coin funnel.

Braixen was always a Stoner.
She one time smoked an entire Gardevoir from start to finish.

Turn Braixen into a stone!

Braixen has been sentenced to life in Prison for farting and causing half of California to set ablaze. However her prison sentence was reduced to 1 month provided she works for the company and collects scrap metal from remote moons for the entirety of her sentence.

Hello we are trying to reach you concerning your expired braixen warranty

My braixen is expired, I need a new one.

Merry Christmas and welcome to add me as a friend >w<

Hello everyone, welcome to add me as a friend, thank you. >w<

Braixen is now on parole and must perform community service, you can see her clean trash near the 7/11 every week. Sometimes I throw more trash for her to clean up, as a treat.

i tried to buy cookies from this one Braixen that works for some Poke Scout Agency, similar to GirlScouts but its Pokemon that sell the cookies. They usually have like Pikachu shaped Cookies, anyway, this Braixen ran out of the mint ones and had just ran out of all her other cookies. She was closing shop but then she paused for a bit and gave me a weird look and starting panting like she needed water, said she had a single fortune cookie for me if the money was right.

SUS AF so i left, i went to 7/11 and bought a rib sandwich and a bottle of water, i went back and gave her the bottle of water and went home. I don't know about you but when i order from my local chinese food joint they usually give you 2-3 fortune cookies with the meal for free, so i don't see why she would be charging so much for one a single one, should just given it to me for free tbh.

Do NOT buy Braixen's cookies.

A photograph of Braixen inside Spitnik 2 moments before launch on 3 November 1957. This Braixen will be the first creature sent to space and to orbit earth. Because she is a fire Pokemon, she will not die of on the 6th day of overheating and oxygen depletion, nothing will go wrong.

Braixen got a cool new job of giving Titanic Tours inside a man made Magikarp Submarine which uses a state-of-the-art Ps1 controller.

Photograph of Braixen is demonstrating the screwdriver trick with the Plutonium orb / Demon Core in a small room with fellow scientists, May 21, 1946

Braixen is working in the Anomalous Materials lab today, she even gets to push a cool rock into a laser.

Does anyone want to add me as a friend? UwU

Braixen is calling people on their phones, concerning their vehicle's extended warranty.

Braixen was diagnosed with Mesothelioma and may be entitled to financial compensation.

I am currently storing lithium batteries inside Braixen.

Braixen start's a new life in a settlement named "Jonestown" in the summer of 1978.

Braixen is NOT buried in a unmarked grave in Ukraine.