EspurrTheStupidIdiot(#B.B.Q)
E. S. Parr   New Jersey, United States
 
 
Can't formulate a proper sentence/conversation even in text chat.
":steamsad: you will never have a mommy delphox pokemon that cares for your well being and supports you"- Some Former Steam Friend










Yeah I'd date a Braixen, please God help me?






"I mean what's the BIG DEEEEEEEEaL with this "Diives" guy, i mean he can't even spell dive correctly, none of his art involves professional divers, no Guy Fieri collab talkin' about his hit show Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives only on The Food Network, hell I bet he counts cards illegally! Am i RIGHT OR AM I RIGHT FOLKS EH EH? Come on folks it's not like they're aren't any people here and this is all in my head!"- Jerry Seinfeld (2077)










Certified Braixen/Delphox Enjoyer

Purple Gibus is the best hat/paint combo in Team Fortress 2.

Espurr accidentally super kills a Braixen with a Conchairto for Type Match-up purposes (Image unavailable, circa June 12, 2020)












7/5/20- Entered the EBay Pokemon Doujin rabbit hole. (Please send help)
6/6/20- Resurrection of this account.
5/?/20- A Dream basically tells me that Braixen is the one.
1/2/2025- Dell laptop from 2015 finally replaced with a new one.
3/4/2025- Took a Braixen plush out on a movie and lunch '''date''' (God what I am doing...)







(Old crap you don't need to really know)
?/?/15-Got a bucket of purple paint from a random drop. (Don't ask why and how)
6/28/16- reached 1,000 hours on Team Fortress 2.
9/29/16-Decided to pull off a random prank on 3-4 of my friends on Steam.
10/1/16- Prank ended
Currently Offline
Artwork Showcase
Movie "Date" Part 1
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Recent Activity
2,143 hrs on record
last played on 15 Mar
2.8 hrs on record
last played on 16 Nov, 2024
0.6 hrs on record
last played on 30 Sep, 2020
zoe 14 Mar @ 12:30pm 
buuurp
76561199060236151 4 Feb @ 10:27pm 
+rep I love phoxes man
#DeportDeathy 1 Feb @ 11:33pm 
+rep gigabased delphox enjoyer
Delphoxes are Hot 18 Jan @ 5:16pm 
I shall pry for a Mommy Delphox to soon arrive to care and support you soon :cattiva:
#bringbackdryhumping 21 Sep, 2024 @ 3:18pm 
what
katieisunsure 3 Jun, 2024 @ 5:29pm 
actually my biggest fan i love and appreciate you espurr <3