Boofs Control All!

We the boofs,
Solemnly swear to be boofs until the dawn of time. Eat only quality boof qualified foods. Wear boofs appropriate clothing. Serve the boof god, Great Boof. Fights will be handled using whiplashes and forcefields as well as swords and spears. We will only use our powers for our selves because we screw the world. Eat our ♥♥♥♥♥, btw we have a nice chicken farm...