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IMPORTANT BOUNTY

22 November, 2023 - Ratater | 0 Comments

Squires of our great empire Binksville, please understand that this is an urgent request. For those who are unaware, within the Dark and Darker Lands trouble has been brewing (We are not referring to the outbreak of Jiffies). Castle Transylbania has recently been inhabited by the vampsquires, lead by the infamous bone enchanter, Count Draculee. Mr. Romero is not pleased, as his fortune of Taco Trucks reside in this building. We are requesting adventurers of our prosperous nation of Binksville, as well as the degenerate muck worms of Jerky Town to defeat Count Draculee and the vampsquires. For our follow Binksvillians we will reward you with your own personal Herba Glerbin, as well as a personal rigging session with Big Dinge and his pegasus. As for the unwanted beings who belong to the mud pits of Jerky Town, we offer you nothing. Not even our pity. We hate you. For those of you who have not previously travelled through Squieoming and into the Dark and Darker Lands, please seek out Blackbine the Black. He will provide you with a small slug who will guide you. Eat this slug. Please note that a dangerous creature known as "Mr.Sicle" has been lurking in Squieoming recently, we urge that you do not invest in his Sicle Coin, as many people have fallen to his schemes. If you are successful in this bounty, we request that you bring back the bone corpse of Count Draculee as proof of your obedience heroics. Please ensure that Count Draculee has been dealt with properly as he already takes the form of a skeleton and may use this to fake his death.

The New Fart-Dogs

1 September, 2022 - Ratater | 2 Comments

I have great news to all of you, lets celebrate! Joe Biden was just caught AGAIN dancing with a fart dog, I am truly disgusted. Squire fucking hates this, because this means he can no longer inject helium into his jumbo squie squie balls. Mr "Masonium Stinkerballs Fingerpickle " Sicle has recently just stated that his repeated visit to the Papua New Guinea forests was by mistake, as he was lured there by the goat man's scented worms. Is it really true that Sicle Co's new robot model, Farmbot Kyle 3.0 just stuck his weenie into the bait bucket? Sir Mr Obama's wife "Michelle Obama Stevens" tried to catch a slurp fish in his bathtub until he realised that his hands were meatballs, made of the exotic meat of the rare Wyoming Snail, along with a sprinkle of vinegar. It is hard for Robo Kevin to eat in these trying times. We need help, and not just from any man. There is a man out there like no other, he is Teacher Steve. If we pray to his Titanium Sicle Coin he will bless us with lizard honey. That is the only way we can win the fight against viagra infused hyenas. A recent bystander of the Washington tiptoe event, Mattyass BhALLS, just kissed a cicada... it was very horny. If the bling ching empire were to rise again, would the golden worm stand up against them? I don't think so. Our favourite resident saturated man, Sir Duke Combine of Ireland just purchased another gaming company. This is his 5th company which has been turned into soup. Mr Sicle just had a revelation! Mr Sicle has foresaw a great cataclysm within his cock, as there is a small man living inside it. He is very friendly, however may attack when under UV Light. Porter Lee the Mucky Muck of the East has found new meaning in life. He was hired to take Lee the skeleton dog out to the back of the shed. Lee was personally requested to visit Mr Poutine, may he rest with us. Fuck Lee.

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