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ROBOTOSIS IS SPREADING!

23 November, 2024 - Ratater | 0 Comments

Attention all squires of Binksville, it has come to our attention that a new disease has spread throughout the slum known as Binksville. This disease is Robotosis. First it was infecting the dogs, Squire and Lee began showing symptoms such as robo-barking and robo-grease eating. This is truly a fortunate event. On the day of the worm, a small goblinoid being emerged from the muck with robotosis flowing through his toes, this is very bad. Teacher Steve once told me, that "if you are going to sludge the muck, first let the muck move south-east towards the local bay area where 26 jiffers will approach you, and will gift you with a stevecoin". This teaching taught me that the binksville health department does not exist, and never will, god bless. The first sign of robotosis will often go unnoticed, however you must be extremely careful with the second sign of robotosis as it will go unnoticed. The third sign of robotosis will go unnoticed. The following signs of robotosis will start to genetically change your fortnite DNA into robo-DNA, and you will morph into robo-kevin. I hate Sicle Co. Please report any signs of robotosis to the mischevious fish, so he can ignore you. Do you guys know the time? It's time to get a watch. And its time to cure the robotosis plague that has infected Mr. Sicle since 1784. God bless Binksville. God bless chat-LeeBT Dingel robo cheeks. God bless baldbine shiny meat taco.

IMPORTANT BOUNTY

22 November, 2023 - Ratater | 0 Comments

Squires of our great empire Binksville, please understand that this is an urgent request. For those who are unaware, within the Dark and Darker Lands trouble has been brewing (We are not referring to the outbreak of Jiffies). Castle Transylbania has recently been inhabited by the vampsquires, lead by the infamous bone enchanter, Count Draculee. Mr. Romero is not pleased, as his fortune of Taco Trucks reside in this building. We are requesting adventurers of our prosperous nation of Binksville, as well as the degenerate muck worms of Jerky Town to defeat Count Draculee and the vampsquires. For our follow Binksvillians we will reward you with your own personal Herba Glerbin, as well as a personal rigging session with Big Dinge and his pegasus. As for the unwanted beings who belong to the mud pits of Jerky Town, we offer you nothing. Not even our pity. We hate you. For those of you who have not previously travelled through Squieoming and into the Dark and Darker Lands, please seek out Blackbine the Black. He will provide you with a small slug who will guide you. Eat this slug. Please note that a dangerous creature known as "Mr.Sicle" has been lurking in Squieoming recently, we urge that you do not invest in his Sicle Coin, as many people have fallen to his schemes. If you are successful in this bounty, we request that you bring back the bone corpse of Count Draculee as proof of your obedience heroics. Please ensure that Count Draculee has been dealt with properly as he already takes the form of a skeleton and may use this to fake his death.