BING BONG APPRECIATION GROUP

Carol:
I was just chillin' then I discovered how I could lose 200 kilos in 3 weeks using one simple method. With the power of Bing Bong I couldn't be stopped.

Jerome:
I was out in the wild, when suddenly, a large furry beast appeared. Imediatley, out of nowhere -our savior- the all mighty Bing Bong descends from the heavens and delivers a pimp slap to the beast and destroys it for good. Bingbong, you truly are my god and hero

Chealsey:
Maan I was baakkked of my head. I greeened out and all my boong waater weeent eveerrrywheeerre maann. BiiingBoong theen tuurned iiitt alll inttooo gooon. maaan waat aa lleeeegggeend.

Gabbriell:
I dont even.

Liam:
Some guy gave me a stick to put on the tab. I smoked the stick and bam, I had some of the good stuff, however I was very hungry. I complained on teamspeak and to my father, but to much dismay, they had no food. then BAM! Bing Bong enters with a pack of doritos. they were probs the best doritos ive ever eaten. 9/10 stars

Justin
At first I was really bad at motorcross, until I had the crazy idea of inserting weed, bing bong saliva and fish into my engine. now I'm exceeding 200 speedy brums per second. Bing Bong, you simply are the mullet legend.

Lerm
♥♥♥♥ you, I am deeply frenzied (that's why I didn't say hello). I would like to contract my previous statment said before. Those doritos were not extreme cheese, but infact fish flavour. If you are not aware, eating fish is not plesurable for me. I asked all mighty Bing Bong for another packet, except extreme cheese, but he did not deliver. I am very mad and think we should kill Bong Bong, as he has disrespected my race and culture of 'Non-Fish Eatinos'.