I dun know much 'bout this land.. But 'fore my Pappy died.. He taught me one important lesson...
Testicles is natures pinatas.. You beat them, and beat them - sometimes with bats - till the "candy" pops out.. 'Cept 'sted o' candy, they're filled with tasty blood and semen - Or as my daddy'd say, Bemen - then, just like a pinata, you and the other four boys fight for the Bemen and lick the pinata's legs clean..