Here it comes....

The game’s mega-boss…
The player who just capped your mates…
The swarm…

What do you do? Do you…
a) run and hide, hoping teammates take care of it and you get to join in the victory dance for being there?
b) start trash-talking the game or a proficient player right before your death?
c) wade in, on your way to bumping whatever counter that’s part of your account 1 tick higher?
d) quit, or 'lose connection'?
e) none of the above?

For all the a), b), d) and e) people, thanks for stopping in, buh-bye.

We are the c) people.

We know the meaning of teamwork.
We know the satisfaction of a plan – or a player – well-executed.
We know what bad-ass IS.

Do you c)? Then you are ours. Don't c)? Then get the f) out.

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Except in visacrum's case, he's just here to be a wiseass. Damn you, visacrum.

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