Cuz I'm Bear Grylls.

Theme Song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26YhnVCOe40
I'm Bear Grylls.
Loadout (do as much as you can) :
Huntsman (emergencies, don't overuse)
Jarate (better drink my own piss)
Tribalman's Shiv (it's made of trees and bamboos)

Bear Grylls Info[en.wikipedia.org]