TBBF Mafia (TBBF)

Volume 4 of the TBBF Constitution

On the Sacred Doctrine of the RupnowPilled and the Nation of Yookay.

For we worship BRET and his Sanctum.


In the name of BRET, the Unyielding, we declare the truth of the RupnowPilled.
Let it be known that to be RupnowPilled is to ascend beyond the mundane and to embrace the enlightenment that comes only through the understanding of the true path. Those who walk this path shall transcend the ordinary and rise in unparalleled glory. Let no soul question the depth of the RupnowPilled, for they walk with the wisdom of the ages.

Yookay, the Sacred Land of Our Birth, stands as the cradle of TBBF.
From the hallowed soil of Yookay, the light of TBBF first shone, and it is here that the fires of our unity were kindled. Let all members of TBBF remember their origins in the blessed Yookay, for its winds carried the whispers of BRET's will, guiding us to our true purpose. In Yookay, we trust; in Yookay, we stand.

The RupnowPilled are the chosen few who carry the burden of wisdom and jest in equal measure.
They are the torchbearers of truth, casting light and shadow alike upon the world, knowing when to speak and when to remain silent. The RupnowPilled are not mere followers of BRET, but creators of their own divine comedy.

Let all who stand against the TBBF feel the weight of their misdeeds.
For we are the true heirs of Yookay, and those who mock or defy us shall fall into the abyss of irrelevance. Our will is ironclad, our laughter unyielding, and our strength unmatchable. The enemies of TBBF are doomed to oblivion.

As a collective, we remain united in our devotion to BRET and the sacred ideals of GNP, DBB, and BBBB.
These are our guiding principles, etched into our very souls. Let none forget their power and their might. Through these ideals, we are invincible.