I also like long walks on the beach, late night telenovelas and holding hands with my serious, long-time boyfriend Chad Michael Murray.

According to reports from the Aquatic and Tangy Bureau of Esophageal Stick-Related Sports or ATBESRS, a particular species of fish called ***** (that's right,*****) have been playing throat hockey with none other than the orange and wrinkly ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ we call tangerines. Sources say they have been going at it for decades... in the underground stadium of Hr'rk, a tonsil-shaped arena in the bowels of the Atlantic Sea. Seats were sold out as of yesterday afternoon. More details to come. That's it for today, I'm Dusch Vphagg, good night and good fight.

We have now added kittens to our inventory.