For soft and comfortable life - you can really feel good

We're here to kick ass and eat sandvich. Luckily for you, we've got plenty of sandvich.

In 2009, a crack commando unit was sent to The Void by an administrator for a trolling they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security Teufort to the Antarctic under-ice. Today, still wanted by the administration, they survive as soldiers (perhaps spies) of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you have loadsa money, maybe you can hire. . .

The Antarctic Avengers. Like the Arctic Avengers from Counter-Strike, but about 100 times more pwn, the Antarctic Avengers are a well rounded crew that can handle just about any situation, be it zerg invasion, resonance cascade, creating fragments, or self defense against fruit. Their services, however, are not without cost. Will accept payments in gold, dosh, or minerals.

Please mail all remittances via carrier pigeon to:
The Place
P.O. Box 001337
Ant-upon-Artica, Antarctica 96599-1035



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