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In order to affect a timely halt
to deteriorating conditions and to ensure the common good,
a state of emergency is declared, by decree of the Count, duly appointed representative of His Majesty, the Emperor Faevius.
By decree, according to martial law,
the following statutes,
are temporarily amended:

Right to assembly, suspended.
Right to habeas corpus, suspended.
Right to legal counsel, suspended.
Right to verdict by a jury of peers,
suspended.
By decree, all persons found guilty of not being an amazing person,
or aiding a person convicted of not being an amazing person,
or associating with a person that's
not been an amazing...
...shall be sentenced to
being kicked from the guild.