Grenadier Company

Just what does it mean to be a grenadier? What do we have that all the others lack?

Being a grenadier means being a veteran of many digital battles. It means being an exemplary warrior and a brave soldier, one who is capable of following orders without hesitation or questions. So what is it that we have? What makes us grenadiers? Well, aside from the extra penile length, what sets us apart from the rabble is our skill at arms and our discipline. It is our reputation and our reliability, the fact that whoever commands our most glorious forces will always know exactly what to expect from the grenadiers - the very best and nothing but it.


We focus on the melee for it is there that men can test their mettle and their physical prowess but with that in mind we do shoot as well! Some people seem to believe that being a grenadier means "not having" to fire a musket as if it were a dull duty and not a tremendous joy but we do indeed fire and we do so with great efficiency and fury and being able to both fire and fight we are a universal unit capable of dealing with whatever is thrown at us. This is what it is to be a grenadier and these are the things that set us apart. These are, however, not things that you automatically get from being a grenadier. You need to hone your skills and maintain your discipline for the things that make a grenadier are requirements as much as empty boasts. If you do not live up to these criteria then you do not belong in the grenadiers.