why you should join

Our fortress of solitude is a brothel of Idiots who know nothing about the outside world

WHAT IS SCIENTOLOGY?

Scientology is a religion in its highest meaning, as it helps bring Man to total freedom and truth. The essential tenets of Scientology are these:

You are an immortal spiritual being.

Your experience extends well beyond a single lifetime. And your capabilities are unlimited, even if not presently realized.

Furthermore, Man is basically good. He is seeking to survive. And his survival depends upon himself and his fellows and his attainment of brotherhood with the universe. (Our Entire "Religion" Is stupid. It wouldn't even be good science fiction)

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