Juggalo Homies vs. Friends

Juggalo Homies will walk in the front door and scream "I home your asses better be dressed!" / Friends will knock and wait for you to answer.

Juggalo homies will laugh when you fall. / Friends will help you up.

Friends will yell at people who talk about you. / Juggalo homies invite the Juggalo family to help break there necks.

Friends will comfort you when your crying. / Juggalo homies will say "Who the fuck do I have to beat the shit out of?"

Friends will call your parents Mr. and Mrs. / Juggalo Homies will call them mom and dad.

Friends wait to be fed. / Juggalo homies stand up and get it them selves.

Friends will be there to bail you out of jail. / Juggalo homies will be there sitting on the bench next to you laughing, "Fuck dude I think we screwed up, but dude did you see that guys face when I hit him?!"

Friends will hug you and leave. / Juggalo homies will go sleep on your couch.

Friends will probably go behind your back and talk about you. / Juggalo friends will kick anybodies ass if they talk about you.

Friends grow apart and leave you when they want. / Juggalo homies love you for life.