This isn't the God hand I was looking for

I'm legitimately upset by this.

It's time for me to choose my path. The power of my god hand. No evildoer will get past. Hand-to-hand or fist-to-fist. Kicking nuts or twist your wrist. God power keeps my pimp hand strong. So trust me or you won't last very long. Dragon kick your ass into the milkyway! (Milkyway!) Don't act like you don't like the ball buster! (Ball buster!) My arm, my arm my arm, my arm my arm, my arm will summon up the power of the god hand! Lost a limb in a fight. But don't worry babe I'll be cool. The ultimate p...

Where is Gene?