Are these achievements broken I do what is required and they will not unlock.

do not play this game

I cannot write a review for this game. Why? Here is what it would be: Controls don't seem to work, not clear what to do at all. At first I thought this is some weird video.

I don't even know how I'm winning or losing. What the .. am I supposed to do?

What's wrong with achievements. Another thing - what is the point of that game? I played that 20 min, and now nothing about rules...