---{ Graphics }---
☑ Ultra Realistic
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ 2D pixel

---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☑ Old Aged
☐ Everyone

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☑ Fast
☑ Rich
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☑ Average grind level
☑ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☑ It'll replace your life

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☑ Dark Souls

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☑ If it's on sale
☑ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☑ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ Its a freaking infestation
☐ Has its own catergory - THE GOAT OF BUGS - ARK Survival Evolved

---{Rating}---
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☑ THE GOAT

You suffer in this game, and yet you cannot stop playing.
A 10/10 game.

My friend who I play CS 2 with said if I post a review on this game and it gets 5000 likes and 2000 Awards that he will buy me a RTX 4060 and 2 Kilos of canned ham. So I'm just gonna leave this here. Help a brotha!

After beating all bosses in the game I have to leave a review for one of the best challenging games I've played.


Sekiro is a soulslike/rhythm game that provides you with sword clanking ASMR and some of the most rewarding gameplay that makes you feel like you've mastered a fight once done it, so much that a boss fight that once takes multiple attempts to beat can be done first or second try on a second playthrough, and it still feels good.

So if you're a fan of the soulslike genre like I am..


- It has the least bs in any 'hard' game I've played, ever. Meaning that deaths actually feel deserved. What this means, in other words: Hitboxes make sense, you don't die randomly in ways that feel like you had no control over, and the mechanic of being able to revive also means it's *absolutely* your fault if you die twice to the same thing, in the same way.

- The feeling of beating a boss in this game is unparalleled. It very rarely feels like you got lucky or that you barely made it. Why? Because the game punishes you every time you get away from a fight to heal or even breathe, and encourages that your playstyle involves always standing right next to your enemy until you've perfected the kill. You either lose by using up all your healing items, or win by barely even using anything other than your sword.

- It starts out as what seems to be the hardest souls game ever, but once you learn the basics, it can also feel like the easiest at times. You're adapting and getting good. This is a pro on its own that follows the previous one because you're constantly being reminded that you're improving by how a boss fight plays out by the time you win. You won't get this from your parents, so Sekiro can provide a good amount of this positive feeling for you.

- ASMR. Ambience is good, sounds are good, and most importantly, fights often feel cinematic in the good, non irruptive way.


- I lied, this is a pro too. What makes Sekiro a solid, amazing game overall is that it has the least cons in any soulslike. Most of them are the same, like the times the camera decides to give up and betray you, and the obligatory gimmicky/obnoxious fights. My point here being that Sekiro has the least annoying elements out of them all.

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i have died more than twice

What is worse than a monkey? A couple of monkeys.

Recommended

my hot take, this is the best game so far in the fromsoft catalog. it's the best told story, with an absolutely gorgeous world and combat mechanics so fluid and responsive that it really feels exhilarating when you successfully fall into the rhythm of combat

Died Twice