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Welcome, friends! We've got another piece of news here, and we're eager to share the link with you. Why is the news not here, but there? Well, it's dedicated to there, not here, and that's logical. We're waiting for everyone over there!
Greetings, gentlemen. Greetings, ladies. Greetings, Apache attack helicopters. Greetings… oh, well, enough of that.
It feels like we've messed up the math somewhere... but whatever! What matters is what matters. It's also worth explaining what our team has to do with development. To be honest, we're scratching our feathered heads hard for an answer, but there are two answers. We'll post them both, but we'll remove one in the future when we realize which answer was more correct. So:
Phew. We're done here. And now one more thing. What happens in Breathedge: Cosmic Cluck, how canonical is the story, and is it a must-play before embarking on Breathedge or Breathedge 2, and vice versa?
And that's how it is. For any questions regarding Breathedge: Cosmic Cluck, feel free to write here:
You can always email us too.
Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen. We have written a short news item and invite you to read it using the link below. Thank you very much.
Greetings, comrades! So the long-awaited day has come, when... when what? When something happened, you noted it correctly. It has been ten days since the release of Breathedge! Probably. A lot has changed in the meantime, but some things such as our inability to count will remain forever. Today we would like to briefly tell you about our plans: more specifically, about our next project.
At first, we just wanted to add the number "2" to the Steam page title and triple the price, but we were told that's how remasters are done, not sequels. Well, if that's the case, so be it. Because of that, we had to create a new page and add various pictures & videos with descriptions there. Make sure to check it out because the main news about Breathedge 2 will be posted there. And of course, add the game to your wishlist: it's important, it's necessary, it improves posture, and also increases shine of your hair by 25%* (*to achieve the described effect, it is recommended to combine adding to wishlists with various back exercises and a good shampoo).
If you've stepped away to do exercises and drink shampoo, don't worry, we'll wait.
In Breathedge 2, we want to change our approach to work and create a game that we can expand and support together with players. Breathedge 2 will continue the story of the Man, the Chicken, and Babe, expanding the horizons of the world and delving deeper into the details of the universe. To understand what is happening around, it will not be necessary to play the first part at all, so new players don't have to worry about missing out on some important piece of the game or veteran players laughing and pointing fingers at them.
In Breathedge 2, you will have to explore the uncharted sections of the galaxy, survive in open, closed, and some other kind of space, on the surfaces of certain planets, asteroids, stations, and ships. You will even acquire a personal, spacious, and beautiful (according to the biased opinion of our artist) spaceship that will never lose the accumulated resources and will carefully store all the junk you find.
The game will feature a semi-open world with the ability to fly wherever the ship and crew's development allow. Yeah, even back, to some star system where we forgot something. It will no longer be a linear plot where an invisible hand of the scriptwriter forbids us to return. Freedom for the Man!
Since we've mentioned the crew, yes, Breathedge 2 won't be so lonely. In addition to the talkative Spacesuit and the Chicken, we will be accompanied by Babe, and later on, some other non-playable characters who will help us in the challenging task of survival. We'll have to consider the team, as they won't be running after us. They are independent and capable individuals who will find things to occupy themselves with. We will need to monitor their mood, health, and overall condition to avoid problems caused by a semi-dead navigator who, losing consciousness from hunger, might make a mistake with the coordinates and send the ship straight into a black hole.
The main focus will be on survival and development. No running back and forth, no corridors filled with tons of resources, no unique crafting just to open a single door, and other nonsense. Only honest and useful gameplay. Every created and upgraded item will be necessary. Every resource will be important. Every useless collectible item will be useless. That's how strict it will be.
Those are the grandiose plans, and now all that remains is to bring them to life and make everything happen. When, you ask? Well...
And yes, following the good old tradition, we remind you that we are open to bugs, criticism, and all sorts of other interesting things at
Don't forget to add Breathedge 2 to your wishlists and keep an eye on the game's page. We will definitely share the progress of development more and more actively. So don’t you worry, we'll have enough time to annoy you.
Comrades! 
All right, formalities and wishes aside, it’s time to get down to the main topic of this news. As we’ve already mentioned, 2022 has arrived. Surely, you’ve found all these “twos” quite suspicious — and you’re right to do so. The year 2022 consists of two numbers “two,” preceded by two other numbers, one of which — get ready for it — is also “two!” 
Let's move on. 2022 is not that big a problem until the 22nd day of the 22nd month of 2222 comes — this is where it gets very serious. In addition to the upcoming "Great Number Two", we have spent exactly two years in the pandemic or, to be more precise, 731 days. 
Many of you have probably already started to get nervous and are looking at your watch, where there is probably a number two. Did we guess right? A-ha! 
Was that not enough? 
We could provide no less than 222 examples of Number Two entering our everyday life — from two attempts of our programmer to fix bugs to two of us wishing you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year in this piece of News. (Merry Christmas and Happy New Year, comrades! — here it is, the 2nd time.) 
So it goes. By the way, if you’ve read this piece of news two times, then you’ve probably noticed that some letters in different words make up the word “two.” 
You might have already guessed what we wanted to tell you about in this post. And yes, you’re correct. “A” is the first letter of the English alphabet, and “U” is... uh, some other letter. That’s all we wanted to inform you about. See you in six months in the next piece of news!
A lot of time has passed since the release of Breathedge. We could name the exact number of days if we knew how to count, but we’ll just use vague wording instead. The release showed two important things that determined the immediate future of our team:
Let's forget for a second about new projects, dreams, and unicorns, and return to reality: Breathedge. A completely finished project, from the intro to the credits. The game has one small feature — it was conceived as a short single-player adventure game with elements of survival (or a survival game with elements of adventure, we’ll never know). Of course, this is not a drawback for the game, because why not? But it’s a drawback for its capabilities. Breathedge cannot be qualitatively expanded or radically improved in its current form. All its troubles and sorrows, like backtracking, a stuttering autosave, or the inability to close the crafting window during crafting, can only be fixed by changing the core of the project completely, breaking everyone’s savegames, and destroying their progress. It’s not so easy to implement multiplayer in the game, give a construction set to the suffering, the world cannot be expanded (the game will explode from the number of textures). When we analyze the result, our crooked legs strut toward redesigning everything, but we understand that we won’t be able to make it any worse than it already is anyway... unless we throw some DLC into this Furnace of Horror.
About the DLC, by the way. We have not forgotten that it should be released soon, so we are going to release it as late as we can. As promised, the DLC turned out to be very small, difficult to play, and stupid, like the whole game itself. It may seem surprising, but in the DLC, you will have to survive — yep, that’s right — despite everyone expecting a Barbie florist simulator. However, unlike the main game, where you can survive as long as you want, in the DLC, you will have only thirty minutes to complete a task. Or thirty tasks to complete in one minute... Ah, never mind. This story will be focused on one of the test subjects in a mysterious Leia Interplanetary Research Center. The Leia Center is either a bogeyman story to scare children or a tale of drunken astronauts, but perhaps it really is floating in space and is directly connected with the Breatnedge Global Funeral Agency. A small story about a big world, a little man, a lot of dangers, and yourself, armed with half an hour and your talent for survival. This is kinda what this DLC is about, uhuh.
But we got distracted from the topic of the new project. Analyzing Breathedge in detail, we clearly understand what we would like to improve, where we could add, and where we should’ve cut. We want more, we want improvements, and we still have the strength and opportunities. In connection with this set of big words, we decided not to wait for the end of our fifteen-year vacation and the introduction of a microtransaction system into Breathedge with cute hats for the Chicken, but to start working on a new big project right now instead.
In this piece of news, we won’t tell what exactly we’ll have to work on, we won’t even hint at it. Otherwise, there will be no reason to roll out another piece of news about anything. And yes, we refute in advance the vile accusations that we ourselves do not know what we will be working on. This is a lie and a provocation! We know everything, this is a super-duper project with a beautiful title, and it's about all sorts of different things, there will be characters, locations, and the main menu. We even have a promo concept:
Oops, we’ve forgotten about an ad break! Something-something Frederico Pignole latest fashion collection, yada yada, and something else...oooh, right! Freebies! That’s the stuff. Everyone’s up for some cost-free fun, right? How about taking a camera into your hands, building a makeshift shovel, finding a backyard to pillage, putting on your grandpa’s gas mask, and doing some fighting? We will, that’s for sure. Up until the 7th of October, you can try doing all that in a free demo of Outbreak Island, a nice game made by our dearest friends. It’s something, isn’t it?
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